Tub Humping

Get clean and dirty at the same time:

Lube up your dick and balls with Vaseline, turn the shower on super hot water for about 5 minutes, then turn it off. Make sure the tub is drained then lay on your stomach and fuck the bottom of the tub. The Vaseline will melt a little bit from the warmth of the tub. This feels great!! Plus the noise your balls make as they plop on the bottom of the tub is a bonus. You will cum in no time. Make sure you are home alone as this could get noisy.

Minty Fresh Lube

Get the sensation, and clear your sinuses:

Make a lube out of Vaseline and unscented mineral oil or baby oil, then add a few drops of eucalyptus, menthol or some other “cooling” oil and whack away! Mix it all up until it has a light airy consistency. It is messy, of course, but just keep some shop towels on a roll nearby and its no big deal.

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Double-Fisted

I like to use both hands with one cupping the head. Then when I’ve spurted onto my fist, I rub the cum over my arse crack and give myself a good fingering with my own juice. I also like to masturbate with other people.

Fun in the Sun

In a secluded place in the sun, lying on a lounge chair outside, I lift my ass onto a small pillow, put KY jelly on my left hand, stroke my cock, letting the sun warm my balls. This encourages the KY jelly to run down my ass crack, so I can insert a finger of my right hand from behind, into my anus. After I cum, I lie back in the sun and have a little nap — wake up horny again. Sun + sex + solo is wonderful!!

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Go For Distance - Part 2

Look, Ma, no hands!

Masturbate normally, but when you feel you are about to blow your load, take your hand off. You will feel the cum running up into your cock. At this point, start to “push” it out of you penis with your inner pelvic muscles. This may sound hard to do without hands, but it will all cum naturally when you try it. After a few tries, you’ll get the timing just right and this makes for and excellent orgasm, not to mention the cum will fly out of your cock farther than usual!

Go For Distance

Sometimes one hand isn’t enough:

Take the index and middle fingers of both hands and put them on the underside of your dick. Then place both thumbs on the top side and jack away. When the cum is about to flow, jack even harder. This will increase the amount and distance.

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Squidley Diddley

It even has that realistic fishy aroma:

Masturbate using a squid. That’s right. That slimy purplish squid. It’ll feel just like your second skin. Pull off its head and clean its insides. Slip your cock right into the squid and start shaking till you blow your cum in it.

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Shoot the Tube

May motivate you to change the roll when it’s your turn:

While your cock is still soft, slip an empty toilet paper roll over it and pull the tip out the top. Keep stretching your cock as it gets hard to maximize the amount of it sticking out of the tube (you may need to cut the tube with scissors beforehand depending on your length). The base of the tube should be as close to your nuts as possible. As more blood becomes trapped in the tip, your dome will really get huge and purple and colored. Now oil up your finger and thumb and grip around right under the straining head (again, you need enough space between the end of the roll and where your head starts, so make sure the tube is the correct length for your cock). Rotate your finger and thumb in repeating circular motions. Your knob will look unbelievably engorged. When you get some clear precum oozing from the tip, put it on the tip of your free index finger and lightly dab your loaded nuts and think about some hot chick licking your balls. When you are about to cum, pull down on the paper tube towards your balls. The roll will prevent your cum from shooting out for the first couple of contractions, but then it will blast out with a huge velocity.

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Why You Should Swallow?

It’s Tidy

Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there’s no muss or fuss.

It’s Quick

Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it.

It Lets the Man Relax

If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.

The Symbolism of Swallowing

In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.

By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other.

It’s Polite

To quote one woman: “What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to.”

It’s Environmentally Friendly

Leaving your spunk in public places just isn’t right, whether you’re dogging in the park or sucking the cinema. And wasting tissues and paper towels destroys trees and adds to our landfill problems. Swallowing is the ultimate form of enviromentally-friendly recycling.

Here are the best 100 blowjob tips:

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Homemade Sex Doll

Learn how to make your own friends:

Take an old paper towel roll and stick a sandwich bag in it with some lube. Then stuff an old pair of pants and a shirt with any thing to make it look like a person. Stick paper towel roll in the open fly of the ‘dummy’ and just fuck away! It feels great, and when your done just throw the bag away.

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Straddle Massage
I found one of those neck massagers, the kind that roll around. I like to straddle it, turn it on, and read porn at the same time. This takes awhile to make you orgasm but it’s well worth it.

Get carried away
I kneel by the side of my bed with the soles of my feet braced against the wall. I lean slightly forward so my breasts dangle in front of me. With my arms against the bed, I play with my nipples while I also hold my long-necked vibrator between my thighs and pressed tight against my pussy. I can almost orgasm while I’m rubbing my hardened nipples, and that’s fun to do for a while as foreplay. But soon I’m so carried away by the pure thrill of it, that I HAVE to turn on the vibrator and bask in the pure ecstasy of the wonderful feeling. I cum for a good minute and a half!

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Melon baller

Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you’ve done it right you’ll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you’re ever likely to get! You’ll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop!

A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the “vagina.” Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!

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Female masturbation is more common, and more fun, than many people believe. Women masturbate, they masturbate often, and they masturbate well.

Here are some excellent tips for bopping:

Playstation pleasure

For this, you need a Playstation, a vibrating controller and a Metal Gear Solid CD. Use the vibration test in the option menu of the game. Insert the edge of the controller to your pussy or clit, test the vibration and enjoy!

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A good kiss can be a huge turn-on and a promise of greater things to come in the bedroom.A bad kiss on the other hand, can kill your chances in the sack before you get a foot in the front door.We’ll tell you how to become an irresistible kisser with these simple pointers.

1) Start slow, then turn up the heat.
It may be tempting on the first kiss to go full throttle and try to express all your pent-up passion in a melting lip-lock, but overly eager kissing from the get-go can scare your partner off. Really, it is far sexier to begin slowly and gently and build to a fiery crescendo. Think of it like starting a fire; first you need a spark and some kindling. Depending on your moods, it may take only a few seconds of smooching for the flames to ignite.

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Once in a while a guy just needs to relax, be pampered, and get off while give his own hands a rest. Self-pleasuring is always fun, but having a different set of hands on your cock is always more stimulating than touching yourself, and your man is sure to savor the extra attention. Giving a good hand job is an art, and you’ll learn your own tricks and techniques with practice, but here are some tips to get you started stroking.

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What woman doesn’t love to be expertly eaten out? Oral sex done right can take your partner to new heights of pleasure, but done wrong it can be an ordeal for both of you. Munching rug should be no great mystery. These tips will introduce you to some of the basics of cunnilingus and help you go down like a pro. Don’t forget to come up for air!

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Make Her Squirm, Then Make Her Squirt: Female Ejaculation

When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation.

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Tip #1: Play Safe

Anal sex can be safe, but you need to take precautions.

Rule number one: Anything that touches the anus shouldn’t be touching anything else. Never ever take the penis out of the anus and put it into the vagina. That can lead to serious infections and other complications. After any kind of anal play, you should immediately change condoms and wash the relevant body parts thoroughly.

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